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Friday, November 2nd, 2007| Taoism: | Shit happens. |
| Confusianism: | Confusius say: “Shit happens”. |
| Buddhism: | If shit happens, it is not really shit. |
| Zen: | What is the sound of shit happening? |
| Hinduism: | This shit has happened before. |
| Islam: | If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
| Protestantism: | Let the shit happen to someone else. |
| Catholicism: | If shit happens, you deserve it. |
| Judism: | Why does shit always happen to us? |
| Mysticism: | Just experience shit happening. |
| Ascetism: | If shit happens, renounce it. |
| Agnosticism: | Nobody knows why shit happens. |
| Gnosticism: | I know why shit happens but will not tell you. |
| Atheism: | Shit just happens and that is all there is to it. |
| Cartesianism: | Shit happens to me, therefore it exists. |
| Platonism: | There is ideal shit happening somewhere. |
| Stoicism: | I do not care if shit happens. |
| Epicureanism: | Let us party while shit does not happen. |
| Cynicism: | Of course shit happens. |
| Occultism: | Shit materializes from other planets of existence. |
| Terrorism: | Shit will happen unless you do as I say. |
| Puritanism: | S*** can happen all day as long as you do not call it that. |
| Behaviourism: | You are conditioned to having shit happen. |
| Freudianism: | If shit happens, it is your mother’s fault. |
| Parapsychology: | Shit happens without material causes. |
| Surrealism: | Purple shit happens near melting clocks. |
| Cubism: | If shit happens, you will not recognize it. |
| Optimism: | If shit happens, we will find a way to use it. |
| Pessimism: | If shit happens, there will not be enough for everybody. |
| Tabloid sensationalism: | Green shit from mars happens to Elvis clone. |
| Biblical creationism: | Shit happens because God created it. |
| Scientific reductionism: | Shit happens because it evolved from primitive shit. |
| Scientific obscurantism: | Amorphous excrement does occur in given cases. |
| Bureaucracy: | I do not care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms. |
| Feminism: | Women demand to have shit happen. |
| Ecology: | If organic shit happens, it is ok. |
| Capitalism: | Let us profit from shit happening. |
| Socialism: | If shit happens, let us distribute it equally. |
| Patriotism: | Our shit is better than your shit. |
| Conservatism: | They do not make even shit happen like they used to. |
| Liberalism: | Shit should not happen tomorrow. |
| Classical physics: | Shit does not “happen”, it just moves around. |
| Quantum physics: | 1. Shit happens but you can not say both where and when. 2. Shit happens in discrete quanta called shitons. |
| Holistic physics: | If shit happens, it happens everywhere at once. |
| Microcomputing: | If shit happens, we will fix it in the next version. |
| Applied mathematics: | The probability of shit happening approaches unity. |
| Engineering: | When shit happens, paint over. |
| Medicine: | If shit happens, take two aspirin and call me in the morning. |
| Economics: | Shit happens because there is a great demand for it. |
| Politics: | If shit happens, make a deal with it. |
| Diplomacy: | Let us pretend shit does not happen. |
