{"id":291,"date":"2007-11-02T11:36:11","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T11:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nanera.net\/wordpress\/?p=291"},"modified":"2007-11-02T11:36:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T11:36:11","slug":"hello-world-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"\u041f\u044a\u0440\u0432\u0438 \u043f\u043e\u0441\u0442"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Taoism:<\/td>\nShit happens.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Confusianism:<\/td>\nConfusius say: “Shit happens”.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Buddhism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, it is not really shit.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zen:<\/td>\nWhat is the sound of shit happening?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hinduism:<\/td>\nThis shit has happened before.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Islam:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, it is the will of Allah.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Protestantism:<\/td>\nLet the shit happen to someone else.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Catholicism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, you deserve it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Judism:<\/td>\nWhy does shit always happen to us?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Mysticism:<\/td>\nJust experience shit happening.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ascetism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, renounce it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Agnosticism:<\/td>\nNobody knows why shit happens.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gnosticism:<\/td>\nI know why shit happens but will not tell you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Atheism:<\/td>\nShit just happens and that is all there is to it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cartesianism:<\/td>\nShit happens to me, therefore it exists.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Platonism:<\/td>\nThere is ideal shit happening somewhere.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Stoicism:<\/td>\nI do not care if shit happens.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Epicureanism:<\/td>\nLet us party while shit does not happen.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cynicism:<\/td>\nOf course shit happens.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Occultism:<\/td>\nShit materializes from other planets of existence.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Terrorism:<\/td>\nShit will happen unless you do as I say.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Puritanism:<\/td>\nS*** can happen all day as long as you do not call it that.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Behaviourism:<\/td>\nYou are conditioned to having shit happen.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Freudianism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, it is your mother’s fault.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Parapsychology:<\/td>\nShit happens without material causes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Surrealism:<\/td>\nPurple shit happens near melting clocks.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cubism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, you will not recognize it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Optimism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, we will find a way to use it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pessimism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, there will not be enough for everybody.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tabloid sensationalism:<\/td>\nGreen shit from mars happens to Elvis clone.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Biblical creationism:<\/td>\nShit happens because God created it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Scientific reductionism:<\/td>\nShit happens because it evolved from primitive shit.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Scientific obscurantism:<\/td>\nAmorphous excrement does occur in given cases.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bureaucracy:<\/td>\nI do not care if shit happens as long as you fill out the forms.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Feminism:<\/td>\nWomen demand to have shit happen.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ecology:<\/td>\nIf organic shit happens, it is ok.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Capitalism:<\/td>\nLet us profit from shit happening.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Socialism:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, let us distribute it equally.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Patriotism:<\/td>\nOur shit is better than your shit.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Conservatism:<\/td>\nThey do not make even shit happen like they used to.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Liberalism:<\/td>\nShit should not happen tomorrow.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Classical physics:<\/td>\nShit does not “happen”, it just moves around.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Quantum physics:<\/td>\n1. Shit happens but you can not say both where and when.\u00a0
\n2. Shit happens in discrete quanta called shitons.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Holistic physics:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, it happens everywhere at once.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Microcomputing:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, we will fix it in the next version.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Applied mathematics:<\/td>\nThe probability of shit happening approaches unity.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Engineering:<\/td>\nWhen shit happens, paint over.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Medicine:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Economics:<\/td>\nShit happens because there is a great demand for it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Politics:<\/td>\nIf shit happens, make a deal with it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Diplomacy:<\/td>\nLet us pretend shit does not happen.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Taoism: Shit happens. Confusianism: Confusius say: “Shit happens”. Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.nanera.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}